Things I don't understand:When people are obsessed with someone why do they feel the need to kill them like
    "Oh I love you so much that I must kidnap you and slice you into a million tiny pieces"
    WHAT
    when you eat something you thought was good but is really nasty yo tasted buds be like
    Taste buds:Bitch what da fuck is this shit, I know you didn't just shove this nasty shit in here.
magdarthvader: New York has its own ups and downs, it's not as Broadway and coffee cups as people think. It's actually kind of scary to walk down Columbus Circle at night 

lol I bet it is, but its not as scary as walking down the street of Joy Road in Detroit